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Most of the time stealthing for me isn’t about going undetected. It’s about not making a huge production out of the whole thing. Seems like if you walk in with a bag of gear and a tripod then venue staff assumes you’re trying to do something professional (i.e. worth making money off of) but if you’re just running some lapel mics into a handheld recorder then they think it’s just a hobby.

The soundguy at The Crocodile Cafe is sort of a douche. The two times I’ve taped there, he’s given me grief about not having written explicit permission to tape from all of the bands (not just the headliner). This time, since I only wanted to tape one of the bands playing, I rolled in with my small setup and taped. I didn’t really try to hide the fact that I was taping since there was only about ten people there to see Zombi anyway, but I stood in the back and leaned against a halfwall by myself and taped away. No one gave me any crap about it.

So anyway, Zombi played at The Croc last night. They were opening for a band called Supersystem whom I’ve heard of but never actually heard. If I was open-taping I would have stuck around but the battery on the Microtrack sucks and I didn’t think it would hold out for another full set.

The recording turned out pretty damn great. I stood about ten feet from the left stack so I was pretty close. The only thing that mars the recording is the fact that the drummer sort of lost control during Night Rhythms. There is about a minute or so of drumming where he’s not really on the beat at all. Oh well, it’s a really long song.

Zombi – 2006-10-03 Crocodile Cafe – Seattle, WA
Download: zombi2006-10-03.at943.flac16.zip
MP3 Sample: zombi2006-10-03sample.mp3

Here is an unrecorded song from my now de-FUNKED band Hunk Parade.

The entire contents of the zine I made this week could have been poured into this website. How boring would that have been. Now I have something tangible. 47 somethings, actually. It was supposed to be 50 but there was one instance of me flipping out and tearing a zine into pieces and two more instances of me screwing up enough to throw away the one I was working on.

The zine is called Wish you were here. I made the contents entirely in notepad.exe which was probably a terrible idea considering notepad has no formatting options whatsoever. Its saving grace is that it prints in monospaced font so I could (not so) easily make a half-page design (two pages per each side of an 8.5×11 sheet of paper).

The cover is heavy cardstock that I bought in bulk at the store months ago for a different project. Each cover has a Polaroid picture attached to the front, on to which I fed through an old typewriter and printed the title of the zine. I had to buy a long-arm stapler so that I could bind the zine down the middle with two staples.

Each copy has a CDR in the back which relates to one of the entries. I fed the paper cases through the typewriter as well so that I could print the zine title on them.

All told, I probably spent almost two hundred dollars making these things. Between the Polaroid film, the stapler, the copies at Kinkos, the typewriter, the paper CD cases and the CDRs… it got sort of expensive. Oh well. If I wanted to recoup expenses I’d probably have to charge about four dollars a piece for them but I don’t really care about all that.

I’m not sure how I’m going to distribute it yet. I was thinking of dropping some of them off at Sonic Boom Records in Ballard and Fremont and maybe seeing if the news stand next to the Fremont location would consign the zine (just to see what kind of interest there is this sort of thing in Seattle). If you think you want one, email me with your name and address and I’ll send you one.

And if you just want to look at it and don’t want to deal with me mailing you a copy, then here you go:

Wish You Were Here Issue #01: wishyouwerehere-01.zip
Wish You Were Here Audio CD: wishyouwerehere-01-audio.zip

I’ll definitely do more issues of this zine. It was fun to make and I like it a lot more than a blog. It’s like a magazine that I have full control over which is very exciting for me. I plan to schedule some interviews with bands and maybe do some record and concert reviews for the next issue. I have some ideas for the design and since the next one won’t require Polaroids (nor will I have to buy the stapler or typewriter again), it will cost a lot less.

This was a pretty great show. A band I’d seen before redeemed themselves, a band I’d never heard but heard good things about impressed me, and a band I’d never heard of at all made a damn good showing.

Nachmystium is a black/thrash metal band that I’d never heard of before in my life. The vocals are evil sounding and the drumming is non-stop. The lead singer looks like Josh Homme cross-bred with Dave Mustaine and he has a voice like a demon. There was epic hair swinging and growling and grunting. Color me impressed as hell.

Daughters is a band that I’d heard about a lot from the Internet Kids but I never got a chance to really listen to. I liked a few songs on their Myspace page but couldn’t find their albums online or in stores (thought I didn’t look too hard) so I just went to the show hoping they’d impress me and they did. The lead guitarist played some of the most intriguing angular riffs I’d ever heard and so damn fast too. Also: the lead singer reminds me of pre-fat Meatloaf.

I saw Pelican back in June and they didn’t impress me then. This time around they rocked some new jams that I really liked so I would probably go see them again. I think it hurt them last time playing after Mono. This time, playing after Daughters, they had a better mood set up for them and the audience wasn’t as subdued.

All in all, a good show. If you know Nachmystium or Daughters song titles, then post them in the comments after you listen to the sets because I’m at a loss for the setlists.

Nachmystium – 2006-09-30 Neumo’s – Seattle, WA
Download: nachmystium2006-09-30.akgc1000s.flac16.zip
MP3 Sample: nachmystium2006-09-30sample.mp3

Daughters – 2006-09-30 Neumo’s – Seattle, WA
Download: daughters2006-09-30.akgc1000s.flac16.zip
MP3 Sample: daughters2006-09-30sample.mp3

Pelican – 2006-09-30 Neumo’s – Seattle, WA
Download: pelican2006-09-30.akgc1000s.flac16.zip
MP3 Sample: pelican2006-09-30sample.mp3